Your Dog is Smarter Than Hunter Biden…

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If you are to believe President Joe Biden, his son Hunter is the “smartest guy” around. And yet, when it comes to executives of Burisma Holdings, the exact opposite can be said. Your dog may actually be smarter…

In fact, it was said, according to recently released FD-1023 documents that recount conversations between an FBI informant and Burisma founder and CEO Mykola Zlochevsky. These long-hidden FBI documents have now been made available to the public thanks to Senator Chuck Grassley and the Senate Oversight Committee.

To be sure, there is much within the pages.

However, one key takeaway is that Hunter Biden was not well thought of by his connections in Ukraine or at Burisma. Most notably, he is, and I quote, “stupid.”

This came about when the CHS or confidential human source supposedly asked why his assistance was needed when they (Burisma) had men like Hunter Biden at their disposal and on their board, a man who was American, well-connected, and supposedly had all that the world had to offer.

“(Burisma CFO Vadim) Pojarskii replied that Hunter Biden was not smart, and they wanted to get additional counsel.”

That sentiment was later confirmed by Zlochevsky himself when he met with the CHS roughly two months later in 2016.

According to the document, the CHS asked about the business plan, which was to buy a US-based oil company for IPO purposes, and where it had come from. Zlochevsky said Hunter had given them the project, claiming it would make them much more money in the long run.

But Zlochevsky thought Burisma should hire “some normal US oil and gas advisors” because Hunter “was stupid, and his dog was smarter.”

However, Zlochevsky said they needed to keep Hunter around and on the board “so everything will be okay.” In other words, because of his connections and who his father was.

Just a reminder that this is the same guy who admitted in his own book that he has “spent more time on my hands and knees picking through rugs, smoking anything that even remotely resembled crack cocaine, probably smoked more parmesan cheese than anyone, anyone that you know.”

Yep, I’d say my dog is smarter than that too…