Cruise Ship Offers Democrats with Trump Derangement Syndrome a Multi-Year ‘Escape from Reality’ Trip
A cruise ship is offering to take Democrats suffering from Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS) on a four-year trip outside the United States. Isn’t capitalism great? The Florida-based cruise line known as Villa Vie Residences will be traveling to more than 150 countries in 425 ports over the next four years. It’s offering one-, two-, three-, or four-year excursions to avoid the United States. Once again, a parody of modern politics has turned out to be a prophecy!
A couple of days after Donald Trump’s resounding victory in the 2024 election, Newsy published a very similar satirical offer to this one. The ad features a fictitious company that will cryogenically freeze Democrats with TDS for the next four years. Be sure to watch until the end when an AI version of Elon Musk’s voice makes an appearance:
Don’t Cry, Cryo!
Need a Break from Trump’s Term? Freeze Yourself for 4 Years! #Trump #ElonMusk #meltdowns pic.twitter.com/pEZXc0Hdqw— newzy.com (@realnewzy) November 13, 2024
We do want to make it clear that Villa Vie Residences is non-partisan. They had this idea in the works as a marketing plan well before the 2024 election took place. The company would have been offering four-year getaways for Trump supporters who want to avoid a nuclear war if the election had been stolen for Kamala Harris.
The cruise line is offering these exclusive deals to Democrats with TDS:
- 1-Year “Escape from Reality”
- 2-Year “Mid-Term Selection”
- 3-Year “Everywhere but Home”
- 4-Year “Skip Forward”
The “Escape from Reality” packages start at $40,000 per year. That’s actually not a bad deal for someone who works remotely, so long as they don’t have kids or pets to worry about. The Villa Vie Odyssey will spend the first month of the world tour wandering around in the Caribbean. After that, it will spend four months in South America.
During its journey around the world, the ship will visit all seven continents, 13 Wonders of the World, and more than 100 tropical islands. Every shore excursion will last from two to five days. This will give the TDS victims plenty of time to realize that they’ve made a horrible mistake when the realization sets in that Donald Trump was not Literally Hitler and things in America are improving under his leadership. Plus, we won’t have to listen to their screams as they’re floating around on the ocean.
Unlike previous times when Democrats have threatened to leave America because of a Trump victory, it seems to be happening this time. Immediately after the election, Google searches for “Move to Canada” surged to record highs. Some couples from Detroit have already posted videos of themselves crossing the Ambassador Bridge into Windsor, Ontario. Whether they’re moving out of the country or if it’s a stunt for social media clicks is uncertain.
As usual, most of the leftwing celebrity threats to leave America were fake. Their “I’m really leaving America forever this time” threats have mostly consisted of canceling their X/Twitter accounts so we can’t all mock them anymore.
Notice that conservatives never carry on like this when we lose an election. None of us threatened to leave America after the 2020 election was stolen. We love this country and plan to die here. We didn’t run away. We stayed and fought and made the 2024 election too big to rig. All the Democrats fleeing the country right now because of TDS may be shocked in four years when they come back to discover their political party no longer exists (fingers crossed).
Enjoy your cruise, TDS sufferers!
I fixed it for you pic.twitter.com/Dmoxdj02DI
— stephen hilton (@stephenhilton23) November 7, 2024