Biden-Harris 2024 Endorsed by Satanic Pedophile Cult

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If you’re like most Americans, you probably still haven’t made up your mind about who you will be voting for in 2024. We know what you’re thinking: “If only a Satanic cult of pedophiles would endorse a ticket for president and vice president in 2024, then I’d know how to cast my vote!” Well, we have some good news to report! A global cult of Satan-worshiping pedophiles has just endorsed the Joe Biden-Kamala Harris ticket for 2024. What a relief!

The Satanic cult that calls itself the Order of 9 Angles (O9A) revealed its endorsement last week. O9A declared that “democracy is failing; worldwide nations are going broke, preparing for war, inundated with refugees, beset by internal refugees, ruled by careerist psychopaths, and perhaps most ominously, electing leaders who are associated with foreign powers.”

All of that, of course, is an apt and 100% factual observation of the Biden regime. You’d think you would want to avoid electing people like that, but not the Satanic cultists!

O9A continued:

“We want to rush into the abyss so that the ‘end of history’ can come to its natural terminus and a new Dark Age will be visited upon the Earth.

“In this new era, might will make right, the claw and tooth will always be red, and blood will cross the land like an ever-flowing stream. The strong will oppress the weak, the weak will die, and natural selection will resume.

“This can only happen through weak humanist leadership that will stumble its way into war, famine, recession, terrorism, corruption, and human misery. The suicides will leave before the battles commence.

“Only Biden-Harris can bring about this advancement of history, and therefore, we endorse the Biden-Harris campaign in 2024.”

If you’ve had any doubts about which political candidate is most likely to usher in a new Dark Age for humanity, now you know. Joe Biden and Kamala Harris are the ticket for you!

While O9A is the public face of a global Satanic cult, its offshoot group called “764” is the one that runs the global child trafficking and pedophile ring. 764 is so secretive that federal law enforcement didn’t even know of its existence until a member was arrested on murder charges in 2021.

When law enforcement searched the home of 23-year-old Angel Almeida, they discovered connections to O9A and 764 on his electronic devices and bookshelves. This has led to the uncovering of a global network of Satanic pedophiles, although arresting members of the group has proven difficult for federal law enforcement so far (they’re still too busy tracking down grannies who walked into the US Capitol on January 6th.)

It makes total sense that a Satanic pedophile cult would endorse Joe Biden the kid-sniffer. These weirdoes can always kind of sense like-minded creeps, and Joe Biden hasn’t exactly made his proclivities a secret. He’s a doddering fool most of the time, but if an innocent five-year-old wanders within a hundred yards of him, Biden suddenly becomes animated and excited in ways that creep normal people out. Let’s be honest—we all know what’s going on there.

Plus, if you really wanted to bring about massive global wars, famine, and death, it would be tough to pick a ticket better than Biden-Harris. They’ve managed to bring us to the brink of World War III with Russia, Iran, and China, in a conflict that the United States cannot possibly win, given the state of our current Satanic transgender military. Poverty, death, and destruction are the end result of every Biden-Harris policy that they’ve implemented in the past three years.

If you want to continue down that path, you know who to vote for next year!